Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Some terrible puns

Transcribed from this image of some tearable puns.

A dyslexic poet
writes inverse.

I break into song
if I can’t find the key.

Bakers trade recipes
on a knead to know basis.

Jumping off a Paris bridge
makes you in Seine.

Acupuncture is
a jab well done.

Once you’ve seen one shopping centre
you’ve seen the mall.

If a clock gets hungry
it goes back four seconds.

The bride got a new name
and a dress.

A bike can’t stand alone
because it’s two-tyred.

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